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Auntie Ploy Bangkok · Eleven Years on a Cart

Your curry was never the problem. The jar was.

Fifty dishes a Thai family actually eats — built on a sixty-dollar shelf, a granite mortar, and a real price on every method. 150 pages, written the way one cook walks another through a task standing at their elbow.

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150
Pages
42
Chapters
50
Dishes
Auntie Ploy in her kitchen in Bangkok

“I cooked on a cart for eleven years. Nothing in this book needs more equipment than my mother had.”

Ploy Boonmee
Section One · The Book

It was never you. It was the jar.

Why a paste made this morning and a paste made in a factory two years ago are not the same food.

I have watched too many careful, capable cooks spend six dollars and forty-nine cents on a jar of green curry paste that tastes of nothing, and then blame themselves when the curry comes out flat. It was never you. It was the jar. No amount of skill downstream will close that gap.

The Thai Kitchen Bible is a working kitchen manual, not a picture book. Every method in it has a real shopping list, a real price in 2026 dollars, and a real thing that happens at the end. Some of it has appeared in short pieces on my channel. Most of it goes further than the videos do. A good deal of it has never been on the channel at all.

“I am not writing this to turn your kitchen into a Thai kitchen. I am writing it because the gap is almost always one of three things: the balance was never corrected at the end, the cream was never cracked, or the pan was never hot enough. It is very rarely the recipe.”

Every chapter follows the same shape, so once you have read two of them you know where to look. The opening — what the trouble is and what we are going to do about it. What you need — a boxed list with 2026 prices from an ordinary Asian grocer. Where a brand matters, I name it; nobody pays me to name it. The method — numbered, in the order you actually do them, with the seconds given where the timing is the whole trick. What it does not do — the honest limits, what goes wrong most often, and the point at which you should stop and start again. The math — what it costs you to make, what the shop charges, and what the difference comes to over a year.

Chapters are short on purpose. You should be able to read one with your morning coffee and try it the same evening.

Section Two · The Difference

The jar, and the mortar.

Two ways to cook the same dinner. One of them tastes like Thailand.

The way most Western recipes teach it
The way a Thai kitchen actually works
  • A $6.49 jar of paste made in a factory two years ago
  • Coconut milk poured straight in, cold, from the tin
  • Fish sauce chosen by price, with sugar and hydrolysed protein on the label
  • Brown sugar standing in for palm sugar, tamarind concentrate for the block
  • A recipe followed to the letter, tasted only once — at the start
  • Everything cooked from scratch on a Tuesday night, so it never happens twice
  • Shopping trips that end in $110 of jars you use once
  • A paste pounded this morning, in the pounding order, in a cured granite mortar
  • The cream cracked first — twenty minutes to learn, and it is the step
  • One bottle whose label says anchovy and salt, about four dollars, lasting months
  • Palm sugar taken to the caramel edge; tamarind from the block, with water
  • The four corners corrected at the end, every time, by tasting
  • Two hours on a Sunday — two pastes, a stock, chili jam, fried shallot, frozen in portions
  • A sixty-dollar shelf, built once, that feeds you all year
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Section Three · What's Inside

Forty-two chapters, in five parts.

Read them in any order. The contents group the chapters so you can find the one that fixes whatever is bothering you most.

Start Here · The Quick-Start Road Map

Five things that account for most of the distance between food that tastes vaguely Thai and food that tastes like Thailand — plus what to do if you have one hour and sixty dollars, if you have one pan and one burner, or if you already cook Thai food and it is nearly right.

Part One The Shelf

What to buy, what it costs, what to ignore, and how to build a Thai pantry once so that it feeds you all year.
  1. 01 The Sixty-Dollar Shelf
  2. 02 Fish Sauce: Reading the Label
  3. 03 Palm Sugar, and Why Brown Sugar Is Not It
  4. 04 Tamarind: The Block, the Water, the Mistake
  5. 05 Shrimp Paste: The Ingredient You Cannot Skip
  6. 06 The Coconut Milk Aisle, Decoded
  7. 07 Rice: Three Grains, Three Jobs
  8. 08 Noodles: The Six Shapes
  9. 09 Chilies: Fresh, Dried, and Ground
  10. 10 The Herb Shelf
  11. 11 Cooking Thai Without an Asian Grocer
  12. 12 The Freezer Is the Second Pantry

Part Two The Hand

The nine techniques that separate a kitchen that follows recipes from one that cooks.
  1. 13 The Mortar: Choosing It, Curing It, Holding It
  2. 14 The Pounding Order
  3. 15 Hand-Chopping: Why the Cleaver Beats the Grinder
  4. 16 Reading the Wok
  5. 17 Wok Heat From an Ordinary Stove
  6. 18 Cracking the Coconut Cream
  7. 19 Palm Sugar to the Caramel Edge
  8. 20 Frying Twice, and the Three Garnishes
  9. 21 The Four Corners

Part Three The Pastes and Sauces

Seven chapters that replace every jar on the shelf — and stand on the pounding order from Chapter 14.
  1. 22 Green Curry Paste
  2. 23 Red Curry Paste, and Its Two Children
  3. 24 Massaman and the Southern Pastes
  4. 25 Tom Yum and Tom Kha: The Pot, Not the Jar
  5. 26 Nam Prik Pao
  6. 27 Pad Thai Sauce and the Stir-Fry Sauces
  7. 28 The Dipping Sauces and the Table Caddy

Part Four The Family Table

The dishes themselves — how they are cooked, and how they are actually eaten together.
  1. 29 How a Thai Family Actually Eats
  2. 30 Rice at Every Meal, and the Morning Pot
  3. 31 The Everyday Stock
  4. 32 Pad Kra Pao, and the One-Plate Lunch
  5. 33 Pad Thai
  6. 34 The Noodle Plate
  7. 35 The Curries at the Table
  8. 36 The Isaan Table
  9. 37 Over Fire, and the Long-Simmer Pot
  10. 38 Eggs, Salads and the Ten-Minute Dinner
  11. 39 Sweets for Visitors

Part Five The Money

What the jar costs, what the mortar costs, and how to run a Thai kitchen on a Sunday afternoon.
  1. 40 What the Jar Costs and What the Mortar Costs
  2. 41 Batch Sunday
  3. 42 Keeping the Ledger

Appendices The Working Papers

The pages you will actually keep open on the counter.
  1. A The Sourcing Sheet
  2. B The Substitution Table
  3. C A Month of Dinners
  4. D Glossary
  5. E The Savings Ledger
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Section Four · Reader Results

What the first cooks said.

From readers who put the mortar on the counter and stopped buying the jar.

★★★★★

“I have made green curry maybe forty times. Chapter 18 was the first time it tasted like the one I ate in Chiang Mai. Twenty minutes of learning to crack the cream. That was the whole gap.”

Denise R. · Portland, OR
★★★★★

“The prices are what sold me. Every chapter says what it costs and what the shop charges. I did Batch Sunday twice and my Tuesday dinner is now twenty minutes and about two dollars a plate.”

Mark T. · Nottingham, UK
★★★★★

“I bought the wrong fish sauce for nine years. Chapter 2 is two pages long and it improved every savoury dish in my kitchen. My husband asked what restaurant I'd ordered from.”

Alicia G. · Brisbane, AU
Section Five · About

Who is Auntie Ploy?

Auntie Ploy — Ploy Boonmee

My name is Ploy Boonmee. I am from Nonthaburi, north of Bangkok, and I have spent my life in kitchens that were smaller than the one you are standing in.

Before I had a cart of my own I stood at my mother's elbow. That kitchen had one gas ring, one wok, one cleaver and a granite mortar that had belonged to her mother. We fed six people out of it every day, and she never once called it difficult. Then eleven years on a cart of my own, where the hard work is done before dawn so that the service is easy — which turns out to be the whole trick of weeknight Thai food, too.

I put the channel up because people kept asking the same three questions, and I wrote this book because the answers do not fit in a short video. There is nothing precious in it. Where a shortcut is honestly fine, I say so. Where a method has limits, I name them. There is no shame in a batch that goes in the bin — every cook I respect has thrown food away.

— Auntie PloyPloy Boonmee · Bangkok, 2026
Section Six · Order

The Thai Kitchen Bible

First Edition · A Thai Home Kitchen Manual · Bangkok, 2026

The Thai Kitchen Bible — First Edition

The Thai Kitchen Bible

First Edition · 150 Pages
  • All 42 chapters across five parts — The Shelf, The Hand, The Pastes, The Table, The Money
  • The Quick-Start Road Map — the five changes that do the most work
  • Fifty dishes a Thai family actually eats, with the method written out step by step
  • A boxed shopping list with 2026 prices, and the math, on every method
  • Appendix A — The Sourcing Sheet · Appendix B — The Substitution Table
  • Appendix C — A Month of Dinners · Appendix D — Glossary · Appendix E — The Savings Ledger
  • Future revisions of this edition at no additional cost
  • PDF, readable on phone, tablet, laptop or printed at home
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Section Seven · Questions

Before you buy.

Is this real Thai food, or the Western version of it?

It is what my family eats. I have written the book at the heat a Thai family actually eats — properly hot, but not punishing — and every chapter tells you where to dial it down. Nobody will know. Where a dish has been changed for Western shopping, I say so in the chapter rather than quietly serving you something else.

Your videos are free. Why buy the book?

Because a video is four minutes long and a curry paste is not. Some of what is here has appeared in short pieces on the channel. Most of it goes further than the videos do, and a good deal of it has never been on the channel at all — the pounding order, the sourcing sheet, the prices, the honest limits, and the math that tells you whether a method is worth your Sunday.

Why only $27?

Because the book is about not overpaying for food, and it would be a strange thing to sell at a price that argues with itself. $27 is roughly one takeaway green curry for two. The first chapter you use pays for it, and Chapter 41 pays for it every week after that.

What do I actually get, and can I print it?

A 150-page PDF, delivered the moment you pay, readable on a phone, tablet or laptop and perfectly printable at home. It is yours forever, and purchasers of this edition receive future revisions at no additional cost. It is not a physical book — nothing is shipped.

I do not live near an Asian grocer.

Chapter 11 is written for you, and Appendix B is the substitution table — what genuinely stands in, what does not, and which of the two mail-order boxes is worth the postage. The sixty-dollar shelf in Chapter 1 is built to be ordered once and kept.

Do I need a wok and a granite mortar?

A mortar, yes, eventually — Chapter 13 tells you which one and what it should cost. A wok, no: Chapter 17 is wok heat from an ordinary stove, and Chapters 32, 38 and 25 need nothing but a hot pan, a spatula and a knife. My mother cooked all three on one gas ring for years.

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Wait — one thing

Less than one takeaway green curry.

That is what the whole book costs. 150 pages, 42 chapters, fifty dishes, and a real price on every method — so you stop paying $6.49 for a jar of paste that tastes of nothing.

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